Let’s do this. Here are three key new products you need to know about from Apple’s event:
Category: News – While You Were Sleeping
China’s economy has been slowing for well over five years.
The S&P 500 is up 75% over the last five years.
Over the last three months the S&P is down -7.8% because “China’s economy is slowing down?”
This makes no sense.
Here’s what’s happening
Age: “27 (pisces)”
(Did not ask what your sign is but thanks)
Location: “Arkansas, United States”
(is there another Arkansas?)”
If you’re a financial advisor reading this. I’m sorry. I’m sorry if you stuff your clients with garbage funds in order to bang them up on fees. I’m on a rant today because one of our MSB Cheat Invest In You members sent in an email over the weekend asking us to educate them on what they’re invested in.
His specific question was:
Google is getting a new name, it’s called Alphabet. Why did they do this?
Mike Huckabee threw himself under the bus and he didn’t even realize it. When asked about the size of the (growing) government from a Facebook questioner who did not understand that you’re not supposed to sit three centimeters from the camera, Huckabee answered:
Twitter’s stock, blah.
That’s not what we’re talking about today.
PS I love won tons.